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Hey dad, remember when I 
killed that butterfly, and you
said, "No butter for a week?"

Yeah?

And when I killed that honeybee
you said "No honey for a week?"

Yeah, that was a month ago, so what?

Mom just killed a cockroach, 
should I break it to her?

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Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said,

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lovexxhurtsxx · 1 decade ago
it changed the word.. the word was c.ockroach, not just roach, so I guess that word is too inappropriate.. lol.
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Beautiful_People · 1 decade ago
can someone explain it to me? please :) lololol.
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invisabledinosaurs · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha XD I laugh everytime I see this joke!
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