Hears noises
at night: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a
good life
Gets shampoo in my eyes: I guess I'm blind now how am I
going to go on
Heart is beating fast: I think I am having a heart
attack is this what cardiac arrest is
A cop walks by: Here I go about to get arrested I
probably murdered someone
Taking a test: Don't take your eyes off of this paper
you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
Gets a sunburn: Skin
cancer
nmf/nmq.
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