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JessieUnicorn

1. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   0 faves= i'm ugly
   3 faves=i'm ok
   7 faves=i'm cute
   15 faves=i'm pretty
   25 faves= i'm beautiful
   30 faves= im breathtaking
   Repost this if your not afraid:)
   
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2. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 1:01am UTC
   Just when theCaterpillar thought the world was over… he became aButterfly. εїз
   
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3. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   This is sad.....if this doesn't touch you......you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow this is really sad </3
   
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4. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   You are Stronger than you Seem, Braver than you Believe, and Smarter than you Think you are.
   
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5. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   day 1- 3 facts about you
   day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
   day 3- your closest friends to you
   day 4- the thing you most fear
   day 5- the saddest moment in your life
   day 6- favorite sport(s)
   day 7- favorite song
   day 8- your deepest secret
   day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
   day 10- last time you cried
   day 11- thing closest to your heart
   day 12- when you hear this song you cry
   day 13- place want to visit really badly
   day 14- favorite book
   day 15- favorite animal
   day 16- favorite show
   day 17- last time someone hurt you
   day 18- the story behind your life
   day 19- person who scares you the most
   day 20- last major injury
   day 21- favorite YouTube video
   day 22- phone type
   day 23- biggest confection
   day 24- last break up
   day 25- last heart break
   day 26- the day you regret the most
   day 27- first friend
   day 28- favorite drink
   day 29- a letter to someone in your family
   day 30- a letter to a friend
   Loves Unicorns, Collects Erasers, Loves my Cousins more than anything! J
   
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6. JessieUnicorn
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   March 4, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Guy: You all must sit on the mall floor or you cannot ride this ride!
   Mom: You want my child to sit on this filthy floor so she can roll around in germs?!?!?!
   Guy: It is the rules ma’am. I would be more than happy to refund your money!
   Mom: Okay then.
   Mom: You are a “great” business owner.
   Guy: Thank you!
   Mom: That was not a compliment!
   Guy: -looks astonished-
   Guy: -gives back money- Have a nice day!
   Mom: DON’T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
   Me: -“accidentally” spills pop where they force kids to sit-
   True Story
   
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7. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 11:53am UTC
   You don't have toBrush All Your Teeth~Just the ones you want to keep.
   
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8. JessieUnicorn
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
   I like to use that line as a jumprope!
   
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