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Me: *Thinks* Okay! Lets do this! Fruit diet all week! Running every day !
Mom: Hun, can you watch sadie and jake? You dad and I are going shopping.
Me: Uh, sure mum..
Mom: Thanks hun!
-when they get back-
Me: *walks into  the kitchen, and I  see donuts, cookies, and chocolate*
Me: FOOD!
 
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Me: *Thinks* Okay! Lets do this! Fruit diet all week! Running

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