Michael: i have a question
Me: What
Michael: y am I so sexy
Me: waitwaitwaitwait, whats your name?
Michael: michael lol
Me: ohhhh... I don't believe there is a michael in one direction. sorry wrong person.
Michael: ur mean ):
Me: cry me a river... hehehe.
Michael: I am ;)
Me: you wouldn't understand
Michael: What lol
Me: Isn't she lovely
Me: I'm so sick of love songs
Me: You're a dime plus ninety nine
Me: hey there delilah, whats it like in new york city?
Michael: im confused..
Me: good.

True story.

 

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