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          Hi. My name is Joey. I am an 11 year old girl with a pretty good life. I'm not looking for attention. Nothing has ever been wrong with me. This story is about how messed up this generation is. I may be an 11 year old girl who takes pictures, wears Aeropostale, Hollister, and Love Pink, has a Witty account, and wears mascara and clear lip gloss. Does that make me act old for my age? Absolutely not. I still play with Bratz, Webkinz, and I have a Stardoll account. I like being with  boys at school because they're more fun and least sensitive. All girls do is say stuff like "Omg he totally asked me out!" "Don't you just love my nails! So cute!" But dating a boy at this age? Ew. Girls at my school even made this up. I don't know the whole thing but it's just annoying. It goes something like "My bra's too tight, my hips are low, my makeup's too dark, I just don't know, but that's they way I roll!" Really? I was at my friend's pool party and everyone there had an Iphone. One girl's Iphone case was all white, silver, and sequiny with a giant bow on it. In my head: "Spoiled. Freaking. Brat." I was just sitting there so freaking happy with my red slide up keyboard phone. I even told some of my friends that I play with Bratz. Their comments: "Aren't you a little old for dolls?" You know what? F you. I'm not too old. In fact, I am a good age to be playing wih dolls. You with your freaking Iphone, 70 dollar manicure, Facebook, Instagram, an hair all done. At least I'm not a spoiled brat like you are. I don't listen to anyone. If they say "You're ugly." I don't take it seriously. I love who I am and I think I'm beautiful. You can't tell me otherwise. Some kids my age are even etting high on drugs. WHAT. THE. HELL. That's messed up!! Getting high will do you know good. Let's compare me to other 11 year olds.
Me: Mascara, lip gloss, goofy pictures, Witty, (Funny quotes) clear nail polish on my long fingernails, red keyboard phone, Hollister, Aero, Love Pink, Webkinz, Bratz, Stardoll, Playing outside, One Direction, small, cute room, Nickelodeon, nothing I'm insecure about. I love who I am.

Other 11 year olds: Eyeshadow, Fake lashes, lipstick, eyeiner, pictures with crop tops (nothing under it) and high heels, mini skirts, giant hairbows, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, never going outside, botdf, rap music, Lil Wayne, Mtv, huge room with zebra print all over, "I' so fat and ugly!"

Always stay true to yourself. 2 friends or no friends, you're you. You are a gift to the world. Who cares if people say you're ugly. Be true to you. Popualr grls could really screw up pyur life. Always stick wih friends who are most like you, agree with you on things, and give you advice. Never break down, always stay up. This generation is messed up. Don't listen to it. BE A NORMAL CHILD.  

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Hi. My name is Joey. I am an 11 year old girl with a pretty good

5 faves · 2 comments · Jun 20, 2012 12:03am

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goofball22 · 1 decade ago
Lolz I'm 14 and still don't have a phone:) whatevs I like people in real life. Good on you for not being insecure. Everybody always gets so worked up over self image. I mean, I like to feel pretty, but if I don't, it doesnt mean I stop having fun and being who I am.
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XxCheetahBabexX · 1 decade ago
Btw that red slide up keyboard phone was my first ever phone that i got for my 11th bday.
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