*Talking to my 9 year old cousin*
Sammy: I have balls of steal Frano.
Me:
Sammy: What?
Me: You're 9 years old Sam..you don't have
balls of steal..
Sammy: Yes I do!
Me: No you don't..
Sammy: Oh really, hit me in the balls.
Me: No.
Sammy: Fine I'll do it myself.
*hits himself in the balls*
Sammy: That hurt.
Me: Exactly you don't have balls of
steal..
