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me:i can cook :)
friend:*sarcastically*really?
me: *proudly* yeah
friend: how do you make popcorn?
me:microwave
friend:how do you boil eggs?
me:microwave
friend:how do you make chicken salad?
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
microwave?
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me:i can cook :) friend:*sarcastically*really? me: *proudly*

6 faves · Jun 8, 2012 1:37am

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