okay im really bad at making funny jokes but i made up this one all
by myself..
me: omg where were u i texted you all weekend!!
friend: really, i only got one text message from you, but i didnt
open it yet.
me: well open it now.
friend: okay it says....all weekend???
me:HAHAHA get it, i texted u "all weekend" but you
thought i meant i texted u alot this weekend!!!
hahahaha
LKE IF U GET IT!