Ten days after i turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate
my friends all laughed.

and i just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and i had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who had been stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and i only knew like three words in polish but except now i know four because oscar taught me the word for lip.....

OUSTA!