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mom: hey what are you up to?

me: my friends and i are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state...

mom: wth!!!! get your a** home now!!!

me: but to night we r young!!!!!

mom: idc when you get home your never leaving this house again

me: so ill set the world on FIRE!!!! ;)

mom: im comming to get you now and you need to see a therapist to solve your issues.

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mom: hey what are you up to? me: my friends and i are in the

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