Around a crush:

Me: oh look, there he is.
Me: God, I bet he doesn't know I stalk him.
Me: I hope he doesn't know I do that.
Me: Omg, what if he does?
Me: Holy crap, he just looked at me.
Me: He digs me.
Me: Lol, I wish.
Me:
Crush:
Me:
Crush:
Me: Omg His relationship status is single, time to mingle!
Me: Couldn't do it.
Me: I'm not ready.
Me: Do it you weenie!
Me: Okay, here it goes...
Crush: Sup
Me:OMG! OMG! OMG! He said sup, OMG!
Me: I'm cool.
Crush: What's up?
Me: Awwwww.... He cares(:
Me: Great, he's going to her
Me: The stick.
Me: I hate her.
Me: I hope she has her period in a shark tank.
Me: Omg, what if that happened to me.
Me: *Forever alone*