Only in America...

...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

...can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking places right in front of ice skating rinks

...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke

...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage

...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight and buns in packages of 10

...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'  and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


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