The way the bank locks there pens on the desk.
If i'm trusting you with my money..
You trust me with your pen.

The way they put locks on lockers.
What are you gonna steal..
my notebook?
Take it!

The way people use speaker phone in public places.
No i dont want to hear about your daughter dance recital.
No i dont want to hear about your plans on the weekend.
& No i dont want to know about your dinner with grandma.
Shut the phone.. & hold it.