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ME: Dude you were soooooooooooooo drunk last night
                                                                       
Friend: Dude I wasn't that drunk

Me: Dude you strapped fireworks to your feet and screamed to infinity and beyone

                                                                    Friend: Ok maybe I was that drunk
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ME: Dude you were soooooooooooooo drunk last night Friend: Dude

5 faves · Apr 11, 2012 4:50pm

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