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(Normal people when they loose phone)
 Them:Hey can you call my phone?
Friend:Sure
Them:(hears ringing) Ill just carefully walk to other side of the room, climb over the bed, Listen for the vibrate, lift pillow, "I found it!"
 
(Me when I loose my phone)
Me: CALL MY MOBILE DEVICE!
Friend:YOU GOT IT!
Me: (starts humming spy music) KARATE CHOP SUMMERSALT ROLE! NINJA BODY SLAM ON BED! ROLL OFF BED! ARMY CRAWL ACROSS FLOOR! IRISH KICK PILLOW! HOLD UP PHONE! "MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!"
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(Normal people when they loose phone) Them:Hey can you call my

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