How To Be Witty Famous; 
in just 3 easy steps! 
1. Make a username like "WittyGuy" or "GirlsDeserveToBeLoved", or something romantic. On your profile, put that you are from a state that isn't very popular, that you are around 15 years old, and that your sister or ex showed you this website. 
2. (THIS IS IMPORTANT!) As your profile picture, put a basketball or video game controller, lacrosse stick, football, etcetra, just DO NOT go find a random pic of a guy on Google. If anyone says you're a fake, b*itch them out. Make sure to comment on other guys' profiles something like "Glad to see there's another guy on here, dude". 
3. Make romantic quotes. (tip: think of what you would want a guy to say to you). You will get alot of faves. Comment on people's profiles. Follow a few people. Try to get yourself known a little, by all the girls on Witty. 
BAM!!! 1,000 FOLLOWERS! 
You're Welcome ;)