you're okay with seeing guys in speedo's.

the number 25 is a blessing.

you would rather wear your suit everywhere.

you don't think its perverted to say "i'll show you my breast if you show me your fly".

your friends complain about the smell of chlorine; but you think it smells like home.

friends stop asking what you are doing on friday nights.

your idea of a nightmare is swimming fly in a wall lane.

being fish-like is a compliment.
the lifeguard requirement is swimming a 500 in under nine minutes.... you laugh.

the first thing you look for in a guy is his abs.

when you go to the beach; the girls in bikinis look funny; cause you are so used to seeing girls in racing suits.

your god is Michael Phelps.

your ideas of accessories are caps and goggles.

you keep your tan all year round.

lotion doesn't cover up your smell of chlorine.

you can't stop talking about swimming.




all minee! shaler swimming 09 baby! <33333