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ptscswimmer

1. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   The 'L' in my luck
   has been replaced with an 'F'
   -__-
   
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2. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   I don't really know
   where I am going
   ********
   but i hope i go far.
   
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3. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 11:26am UTC
   LICENSE
   BABY. ;)
   
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4. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   Common sence is like
   DEODORANT
   The people that need it
   the most never use it.
   not my format.
   
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5. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   The only reason why I am fat
   is because a tinny body
   couldn't sore all this
   personallity ;)
   
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6. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   that awkward moment when
   you realize that your
   format by julietechoecho
   White pants
   are see-through.
   
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7. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2012 4:43pm UTC
   To the world
   you may be one person
   But to one person
   you may be the world.
   ♥
   
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8. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   You know just life..
   Find a cookie
   Tell yourself that eating
   the cookie is a bad idea.
   Eat the cookie anyway.
   Regret eating the cookie.
   Deal with guilt by
   eating more cookies.
   
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9. ptscswimmer
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 9:38pm UTC
   Jenna Marbles
   Drunk putting on fake eyelashes..
   Dear Male species,
   When was the last time you glued
   something on your face?
   Love, Jenna, Love
   I do this all the time
   
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10. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Everything has beauty
    But not everyone can see it.
    
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11. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:40am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Things swimmers don't say
    "You have nice boobs"
    "what other sports do you do?'
    "wanna go for a run?!"
    "I love my hairt legs"
    "Yes, early to practice!'
    "We are doing choice, can I do fly?"
    "Wanna hang out, I don't have practice"
    "I loove swimming"
    
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12. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    That moment when
    you are listening to a song
    that reminds you of someone
    you are not suppose to be missing.
    whoops.
    
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13. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    The biggest lie I tell myself is..
    "I don't need to write it down,
    I will remember it".
    
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14. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:52pm UTC
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15. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    I'm female
    Fe= Iron
    Male=Man
    therefore, I am IRON MAN.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.
    
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16. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    •••••••••
    "In an ideal world no one would
    talk before 10 am.
    People would just hug,
    because waking up
    is really hard".
    -Zooey Deschan
    •••••••••
    
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17. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Yes O fficer,
    I did see the 'speed limit' sign
    I just didn't see you.
    
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18. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    What if Dick Clark's death...
    was a sign that there won't be a new year?!
    nmq/nmf.
    
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19. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    That awesome moment when
    you realize you can take all the people
    that bought a Justin Bieber album
    multiply by 6 and it still doesn't reach
    the number of sales of Pink
    Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
    FAITH IN HUMANITY
    RESTORED
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.
    
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20. ptscswimmer
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    That moment when, you talk to
    yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so
    HILARIOUS
    not mine,
    format or quote. ;p
    
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