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*me with my future therapist*

Therapist: okay, now whichever word i say, say the first thing that comes to mind.. Okay

Me: Okay

Therapist: Food.

Me: Carrots are food, Louis likes carrots...

Therapist: Sleep

Me: Zayn likes to sleep..

Therapist: Colors

Me: Green is the color of the Irish, Niall is Irish..

Therapist: Birds

Me: Liam hates Pigeons

Therapist: Nicknames

Me: Harry is a nickname for Harold...

Therapist: Music

Me: One Direction has AWESOME music

Therapist: Beauty?

Me: One Direcions Hit Single was "What makes you Beautiful"

Therapist: Hate

Me: I hate all of the girls who met/dated One Direction?

Therapist: Marriage

Me: I plan on marrying one of them..

Therapist: Humor

Me: All of the guys are HILARIOUS!!!

Therapist: Earth

Me: U.K is on the Earth, they have AWESOME accents

Therapist: Hope

Me: I have hope I'll meet One Direction one day..

Therapist: Love

Me: I LOVE one Direction..

Therapist: Yep, you have Direction Infection, there's no hope for you....

Mom: Zayn had a girlfriend??!?!?!?

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*me with my future therapist* Therapist: okay, now whichever

5 faves · 3 comments · Mar 12, 2012 9:31pm

NerdBird101

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beary0630 · 1 decade ago
Hello! Here's your fanfic! Sorry it took so long I have over 100 to do. You said to put it on your latest quote and not your profile. Hope you enjoy!!

One night you are on twitter and you see that all of the boys are planning to do a twitcam. Zayn opens the twitcam and you see that he is shirtless and partially wet from the shower he just took. (Yum!) You scream in joy and watch as he writes to some of his fans. You decide to tweet him. He actually sees your tweet and replies to you live on the screen and says, "Hi to Ayla, what a pretty name!" This makes you flip out and fly out of your chair. You reply back with "Thank you so much! I love you!" You can not believe that he noticed you. He keeps talking to his fans but towards the end he says, "Ayla, if you're still on, your gorgeous". He must've noticed your profile picture. :) He sends you a DM where you swap numbers and he tells you that he wants to get to know you better. You text every single day until you meet him at a concert. When you see each other you know that he is the guy you've always been dreaming of. The two of you date and manage to have a long distance relationship until the summer when he spends all of his time with you. You stay together forever and you guys have two children.
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liampayneismine00 · 1 decade ago
Hay this is Nejra which is ment as liampayneismine00
see you ayla i followed u


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mrsniallhoran00 · 1 decade ago
This is almedina

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