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*BIRTHDAY MONTH*

January - I kissed
February- I hugged
March- I slapped
April- I f*cked
May- I touched 'whos' as.s
June- I danced with
July- I showered with
August- I sang with
September- I'm best friends with
October- I touched 'whos' hair
November- I married
December- I partied with


*HAIR COLOR*
Blonde- Harry Styles
Dark Brown- Justin Bieber
Redhead/Ginger - Drake
Light Brown- Chris Brown
Black- Joe Jonas
Dyed hair-Lil Wayne
Other- Bruno Mars


*SHIRT COLOR*
Pink - On a Monday
Blue- On a Tuesday
White- On a Wednesday
Green- On a Thursday
Red- On a Friday
Black- On a Saturday
Other- On a Sunday





FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A- Because I was drunk
B- Because I love pudding
C- Because he's worth it
D- And then I made-out with him
E- Because my mom told me to
F- Because he wrote me a song
G- Because he asked me to
H- Because he sang to me
I- And I enjoyed it
J- And then I killed him
K- Because it was my destiny
L- Because I said so
M- Because I love his hair
N- Because I love his personality
O- Because I'm cool
P- Because it was my homework
Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
R- Jk I didn't
S- Because we're in love
T- Because his mother told us to
U- Because he likes me
V- And then we ate oreos
W- And then we ate carrots
X- Because I'm a stalker
Y- Because I wanted to
Z- And then we went to the pool

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4 faves · 10 comments · Mar 12, 2012 2:30pm

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EllieB123 · 1 decade ago
I slapped chris brown on a saturday because my mom told me to
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My_DiRtY_LiTtLe_SeCrEt · 1 decade ago
I slapped harry styles on Saturday because my mom told me to!
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msniallhoran13 · 1 decade ago
Im best friends with Harry Styles on Sunday because i love his hair<3
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kaiabenoit · 1 decade ago
i slapped harry styles because it was my destiny_________ lmfaoo woww
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Stardoll2u · 1 decade ago
I showered with justin bieber on a monday becasue it is my destiny 0.o
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Bissa23 · 1 decade ago
i married jb on a sunday because i love his hair!
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PlaNeT_mInA · 1 decade ago
I showerd with Chris Brown on thursday because his mother told us to... okaaaaay ;p
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hannahxx · 1 decade ago
i kissed jb on wednesday cus he sang to me 0.0 wow
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takemetoneverland* · 1 decade ago
I touched Bruno Mar's as$ on a tuesday because I like his hair :D
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xxSkittlez13xx · 1 decade ago
I touched Joe Jonas as$ on thursday because his mother told us to!

*haha what kind of mom is tht?
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