Can you come out tomorrow?
Sorry I can't, I broke my eyebrow.
That's a great excuse not to see me :/
It's not an excuse, it's actually
quite painful.
What did you do?
Well yesterday I was strolling to the doughnut farm where they
grow marshmellows and I bumped into a rainbow who told me a
story about how squirrels don't have genitals and I got
distracted by my overloaded bladder and I weed in the middle of
the street, forced to walk like the true penguin I am to the
land of broken pencils where I decided I was incredibly
inspired by the broken pencils that I wanted to have a broken
pencil also, I broke my pencil and tripped over a moon walking
polar bear crossing the stairs of torture and unforgiveness and
the pencil smashed into my poor eyebrow, and broke it.
NMQ CREDITS TO
GREENIEXD
DreamsAndStarfish88 · 1 decade ago
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I am going to memorize that & say it to the nxt person that wants to hang out when I don't :)