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lilyJones

1. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:43am UTC
   my gummy bear died
   my unicorn ran away
   my imagionary friend got kidnapped
   the voices in my head wont talk to me
   ................worst day ever................
   
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2. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:39am UTC
   Have you ever noticed i laugh randomly? it's only because i thought of a new place to hid the body.........(;
   
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3. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:36am UTC
   HEY!!!!THAT RAINBOW PANDA TOOK MY TACO!! GIVE ME BACK MY TACO!!!!! OWWWW!! STUPID UNICORN, U DONT BITE MY TOE!! GIVE ME BACK MY TACO, PANDA!!
   
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4. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:32am UTC
   oh great...my pet rock has flees...:(
   
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5. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:31am UTC
   whenever somebody says ''silance is golden'' but the little voice in my head says ''duck tape is silver'' *****in my most evil laugh****
   
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6. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:25am UTC
   things to do at walmart #2
   hid in the cloths rack and when somebody walks by jump out and scream WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
   
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7. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:23am UTC
   i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named it phillip..i wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
   
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8. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:21am UTC
   I AM FLUFFY HEAR ME ROAR!!!!...mew....(:
   
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9. lilyJones
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   May 29, 2012 10:20am UTC
   things to do at walmart#1
   hid behind stuffed teddy bears and make an evil laugh whenever kids walk by(:
   
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10. lilyJones
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    May 29, 2012 10:18am UTC
    I didnt trip!!!! the floor just looked @ me funny so i drop kicked it!
    
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11. lilyJones
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    May 29, 2012 10:16am UTC
    ''craZY'' iS jUsT a NoThEr WoRd FoR ''sOmEbOdY tHaT kNoWs HoW tO hAvE fUn'';)
    
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12. lilyJones
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    May 29, 2012 10:13am UTC
    an error doesn't become a mistake untill you refuse to fix it.
    
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13. lilyJones
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    May 25, 2012 10:20am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. lilyJones
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    May 23, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    new acomplishment!!!!!
    im the oldest iv ever been before
    
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15. lilyJones
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    May 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    hey someone should chat me(:
    
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16. lilyJones
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    April 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    no body's perfect so stfu!!
    
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17. lilyJones
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    April 30, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    you make me smile
    like the sun
    fall outta bed
    sing like a bird
    dizzy in my head
    spin like a record
    crazy on a sunday night
    you make me
    dance like a fool
    forget how to breathe
    shin like gold
    buzz like a bee
    just the thought of you
    can drive me wild
    oh you make me smile
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    
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18. lilyJones
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    April 15, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    message me please i am so bored
    
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19. lilyJones
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    April 13, 2012 8:25am UTC
    im not easily distracked...im easily amused!!(:
    
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20. lilyJones
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    April 13, 2012 8:22am UTC
    i really want to go to walmart to buy a chainsaw, gloves, bleach, bleach, and a rope just to see the cashiers facial expression!!(:
    
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