When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry
Potter series and convince him/her that he/she's a wizard too.
On his 11th birthday he/she will get a letter from hogwarts
(written by me) and then I will bring him to platforms 9 and 10. We
will wait. One day, we will see a wizard go through and sneak in
behind them. MY CHILD WILL GO TO HOGWARTS! Jealous?!