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Operator:911, please hold.





Me: stop murderering me for a sec we're on hold




Murderer: k.
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Operator:911, please hold. Me: stop murderering me for a sec

1071 faves · 8 comments · Mar 5, 2012 2:24pm

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RedRose · 1 decade ago
It's essential. Please, please just read, and help to stop Joseph Kony. http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5285058
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Hayliebruss4156 · 1 decade ago
Lol but 911 would never put u on hold O.o
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jessthenerd · 1 decade ago
made my freaking day :)
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AlwaysSmiling95 · 1 decade ago
omg i can't stop laughing!
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emsteffers · 1 decade ago
lol made my day:0
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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily · 1 decade ago
hahahhaa. ♥
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ricecrispy2128 · 1 decade ago
oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! i was the 69th fave!!!!!1 o wait!!!!!!!!!! XObreeOX said she wuz.............crapperzzzzzzzz
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XObreeOX · 1 decade ago
69th faveeee ;) Lmfao
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