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Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head
Girl 2:Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.


Mom: SHUT THE HECK UP BRICK!
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Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily? Mom: Because when you were born

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