I
understand how s c i s s o r s can beat
paper
and i get how a rock
can beat s c i s s o r s.
but there's no way
paper can beat rock.
is paper supposed to magically wrap
around rock and leave it immobile?
why can't paper do this to
scissors?
screw scissors, why can't paper do
this to people?
why aren't sheets of college ruled
notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they take notes in
class?
i'll tell you why, because
paper can't beat anybody.
a rock would tear that shytt up in 2
seconds.
so now;when i play rock paper
scissors, i always choose rock.
then when
somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them
in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shytt,
i'm sorry. i thought paper would protect you"(:
all credit due
to :swimchickk99 fer making this hilarious
joke.
I understand how s c i s s o r s can beat paper and i get how
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Feb 2, 2009 5:06pm
