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Make your own sentence.

 
Step one, choose the month you were born.

January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with

Step two, choose the day you were born.

1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14: a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: Destry Moore

Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.

White- because thats who i am.
Black- because im sexy.
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.

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Make your own sentence. Step one, choose the month you were born.

3 faves · 5 comments · Feb 18, 2012 3:21pm

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Vampgirl101 · 1 decade ago
i shot taylorlautner because my friends told me to
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UniicornLuvver7 · 1 decade ago
I need a hooker because I hate my life. Ahaha
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GleekyChic · 1 decade ago
i slept with taylor lautner because thats who i am :)
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liveeelaughhhloveee · 1 decade ago
i fell in love with george bush because i hate my life... lol:)
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conconchoco910 · 1 decade ago
I left the country with Shane Dawson because i hate my life... :D
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