one day this womans car breaks down by the side of the road n she sees this farmhouse.....so she knocks on the door n asks if she can spend the nite.......the farmer says yes but hes only got 2 rooms his and his sons but his sons kinda retarded but youll have to stay w/ him.........so that night she s layin in bed when she sccoots next 2 the boy n says "you know wat i want"....she scoots closer n says "you KNOW wat i want" the boy still says nothing....well, she keeps this up 4 a while until shes rite up on him n he suddenly jumps out the bed and shouts at her "yeah i know wat you want!you want the whole damn bed but you aint gettin it!"
lol!
another one that mi dad told me!