Text from the woman I babysit for: "Do you think you would be available to babysit for me on Valentine's day? I understand if your boyfriend is taking you out to dinner or a movie, so if you can't it's no big deal, we can just pick back up on our normal days. Thanks so much!"

* reads text and thinks....* Oh um yep, my imaginary boyfriend is gonna pop out of fairytale land within the next 3 days and sweep me off my feet, so unfortunately I will not be able to babysit on the 14th...LOLJK...forever alone:)