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Dad.

Anything else exciting going on this week?

Nah not really.

Mom's got a really bad cold.

She's spreading her legs at work.

So that's how she got a raise. hahahaha.

Germs.

She doesn't spread her legs for anyone. Trust me I'd know.

NMF/ nmq

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Dad. Anything else exciting going on this week? Nah not really.

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