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xSoapy

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Member Since: 27 Apr 2010 04:48pm

Last Seen: 14 Jan 2014 11:36am

Gender: F

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I never come on here anymore. 
Follow me on Twitter: _Soapyy
Tumblr: http://y0uarebeyoutifull.tumblr.com/



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  1. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Ex
    Does he make you laugh like I did?
    He doesen't make me cry like you did.
    NMF/Probably nmq.

  2. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    As long as you are both interested in a relationship, you stick with it and distance will not make a difference.
    nmf.

  3. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    That one person in the class...
    that thinks they are good at singing but
    cannot sing at all.
    NMF/Probably not my quote.

  4. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:34am UTC
    Falling in love with a guy is easy
    but trying to forget the guy is harder.
    NMF/Probably NMQ.

  5. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Dad.
    Anything else exciting going on this week?
    Nah not really.
    Mom's got a really bad cold.
    She's spreading her legs at work.
    So that's how she got a raise. hahahaha.
    Germs.
    She doesn't spread her legs for anyone. Trust me I'd know.
    NMF/ nmq

  6. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Mom.
    That was one of the best 6 inches ever!
    Mom?
    Thank you Subway!
    Do you want a sandwich before I leave?
    No, I'm all set.
    NMF/ nmq
    .

  7. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Mom.
    What do you call a rubber duck that steals?
    What?
    A Robber duck. (Get it?)
    lol
    Really? Just a 'lol'? Next time instead of 'lol' try 'Isimhbiwfefmtalol' Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me Actually To Laugh Out Loud.
    Uhhh. Okay mom.
    NMF/ nmq.

  8. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Dad
    What does OMG stand for?
    Oh my gosh?
    No, Obama Must Go.
    NMF/NMQ

  9. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Mom
    Do I have swag?
    What?
    Do I have swag? I saw a sign that said got swag. I want swag.
    Sure mom, you have swag.
    Ok. Have a good day. #Swag.
    NMF/NMQ found it on tumblr :') made me laugh.

  10. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    We're like parallel lines.
    We'll never meet.
    NMF/Probably NMQ.

  11. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    I'm listening to low - Flo Rida
    and on my laptop the volume automatically turns down automatically and when I went to switch the song up on loud...
    The volume was going low...
    (;
    NMF/True story.

  12. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Period Jokes.
    American Version:
    Period jokes are not funny. Period.
    English Version:
    Period jokes are not funny. I'm bloody serious.

  13. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    We all complain..
    If we don't get the latest fashion, but there's people out there who can't even afford it.
    If we're hungry, but there's people in other countries that are in povety and starving.
    If we don't have money, but they's people who don't have any money and can't afford the daily food shop.
    If our parents don't let us do what we want to do, they's people who lost their parents at a young age.
    If we get something at Christmas that we don't like, someone in the world would love that present.
    We need to think before we complain.
    NMF

  14. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Me: I'll just name this file as fjkeiw
    File: I won't be found >:D
    *Returning back to the computer, okay this file sounds like it*
    Me: It's not you *exits* where is it?
    File: COME FIND ME.
    Me: *10 minutes later* FOUND YOU.
    File: That's revenge for not calling me by my proper name.
    NMF.

  15. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Guess who I'm spending valent i nes day wi t h?
    The dentist.

  16. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    I got a hoe.
    I'm telling mum.
    No I meant a garden hoe...
    ....
    NMF. Not a true story

  17. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:39am UTC
    All my American friends on Facebook are
    posting their status' as 'SNOWSTORM' and
    I'm sat here thinking 'I wish'.

  18. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    I kind of want a Edward & Bella relationship,
    just minus the vampire bit.

  19. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    The difference between me and her?
    I can make him smile with my pants on.
    Probably NMQ, I typed it into the search bar at the top and nothing came on. That's a tip to find out jocked quotes(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. xSoapy xSoapy
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    For a short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world.
    Mind = Blown.

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