THINGS TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in
the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a
while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's
your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them
if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's
okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passergers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning
26. Take a whoopie cushion, blow it up,take it with you, squeeze it, and stare at someone with a horrified look on your face.
9 faves · 2 comments · Jan 30, 2012 3:51am
jmd527
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1 decade ago
lol thats really funny i was cracking upp! (:
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DontStopLoving · 1 decade ago
thanks
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