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The Plot of War Horse (in dumb language) 

mmmk. so there's this drunk guy (now known as drunky) and he wants to buy a pony. all the other dudes r like OMG U DONT WANT THAT HAWSE IT'S LIKE MEAN! so druny wants it anyway and brings it home. then his wife finds out how much money he spent on it and she all like OMG WE IZ POR NOW!!! then the hot son (now known as hunky) was like i wanna train da hawse to plow 2 make da moony. so he and pony become bffs and they plow da field thing. so then it rains and drunky like OMG THE FIELD=RUINED!!! so he goes and sells pony(who's name is Joey btdubbs) to da war people. then hunky finds out and he's like OMFG DAD!! U SOLD ME BFF! FMLLLLL so then the dude who takes pony tells hunky he'd b reelz nice 2 pony and hunky is like mmk i let chu broo. So then they go 2 war and dude who has joey dies and the japanese takes him to work 4 him. Hunky finds out the soldier died and he's like OMG MY PONY IS DEAD!!! So then Joey is with these to brothers and the older bro doesn't want his little bro 2 go fight and little bro is like OMG I HAVE TO. so then the older bro is like i gotta save my bro from dying so he takes joey and joey's horse friend and they go get the little bro and hide in a windmill. the war peeps find the guys and shoot them (it's very sad). then this little girl finds the 2 abandoned ponies in the windmill and she's like OMG IMMA TEACH THESE PONIES HOW TO JUMP AND THEY GONNA B AWESOME! so her grandpa is like fine u keep da ponies and she's like YAYAYAYAYAYAY. so then when the little girl is riding on Joey, the war peeps see her and takes the sexy ponies away from her and her grandpa is like OMG THOSE ARE MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S PONIES! but war pees don't listen. kk so then the ponies haave to pull this big-a$$ tank where the black horse dies and it gets sad. Joey is mad tough tho and runs away through some mad barbed wire and gets caught. meanwhile hunky and his friend join war and go fight and friend dies from gas and hunky get temp blinded. so then joey is cut free from the mad barbed wire by a german and french person? so french person takes it back to camp where hunky is too. he does the call that will make joey come and he does. when they get betta and war=ova, hunkt goes to buy joey but the grandpa is like OMG THAT'S MY DEAD GRANDDAUGHTER'S HORSE. I WANT IT! so once hunky is like DUDE THAT'S MY PONY. LOOK and does the call thingy, grandpa gives him his bffl. so he and joey go home and the mom and dad are like OMG YAY MY SON WASN'T BRUTALLY MURDERED AT WAR! oh yeah and there's a horse. and then that's the end.

THE END!!! hope u enjoyed my story! fave if you want more written like this

p.s. set in WW 1

p.p.s you will cry the whole movie. Go see it!
p.p.p.s. they made a play using puppet horses and it looks really dumb. Don't see that one!
p.p.p.p.s read the book that it's based on!
p.p.p.p.p.s it's about a horse at war :)



 
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