witty is like a diary . you can spill everything here . and the best part is that if someone reads it they'll have no idea who you are , so :

OMG !! today brandon actually looked at me !!! today is the best day of my life !!!! yaaaaay . but then his stupid cheerleader  girlfriend , mellisa, gave him a big wet slobbery kiss . right in front of me . i wanted to say "hold up sista !! he was checkin' me out . not you . me . so, scoot so i can have some time with my man " but instead i walked away . but the good art was that today she fell of the top of the pyramid . so yay me !

see what i mean .