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butterfly_freed

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Member Since: 6 Jan 2012 05:37pm

Last Seen: 9 Mar 2012 11:32pm

user id: 260734

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  1. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    congratulations!!!!!!!ifg u understood this you are officially a chinese wizard .
    translation please?

  2. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    congratulations!!!!!!!ifg u understood this you are officially a chinese wizard .
    translation please?

  3. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    random quote #1
    DUDE- I WAS SOOOO NOT DRUNK.
    friend-you ran up to my sister ,told her she looked african and then you decided that jumping off the stairs would be fun.

  4. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    so i have a 5-year old cousin . she WAS the cutest little thing , until mothers think it's cool to make their 5-year old daughters dress up like sl*ts . i saw her yesterday and she had makeup all over he - even on her arms - she was dressed in hot pants and a loose shirt that was literally falling off of her . she had perfect eyebrows done by a professional . but here's the worst part , she dyed all of her hair blonde . i told her she should dress her age because i am 13 y/o and i don't expose myself like she does . she replied to me , and i quote , "shut up ! at least i care about how i look ! i already have a boyfriend , and look at you , your 13 and you haven't even been kissed . you are PATHETIC"that was my boiling point . "shut up you stupid little girl before i knock all of you baby teeth out . sure i haven't been kissed yet but i don't care because i don't plan on losing my virginity at age 10 and being a TEEN MOM at age 13 . you will ruin yourself because of the way you dress you little SL*T !!! " I said to her . i don't think she understood half of the words i said but i guess it was worth it .
    WHAT IS HAPPENIING TO THIS WORLD ????
    i know that most people won't care about this but i just needed to vent .

  5. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    witty used to be colorful

  6. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    witty is like a diary . you can spill everything here . and the best part is that if someone reads it they'll have no idea who you are , so :
    OMG !! today brandon actually looked at me !!! today is the best day of my life !!!! yaaaaay . but then his stupid cheerleader girlfriend , mellisa, gave him a big wet slobbery kiss . right in front of me . i wanted to say "hold up sista !! he was checkin' me out . not you . me . so, scoot so i can have some time with my man " but instead i walked away . but the good art was that today she fell of the top of the pyramid . so yay me !
    see what i mean .

  7. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    true story- i was in class texting and my teacher asks , " is that a phone ?!? " and i replied " no it's classwork ( sarcasticly )" and she totally fell for it .
    teachers are sooooo late ;)

  8. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    sometimes i think the people in scary movies are so stupid . they always ask "hello . . . is anyone there ?" as if the killer would say " hey ! i'm in the kitchen ! "
    who's with me ?

  9. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MATH BOOKS ARE SO STUPID .
    Q1-Jimmy has 107 scoops of icecream . He eats 76 of them . Now he says he has 1 left . Explain his error .
    answer- his error was that he didn't eat all of them !
    **WHEN I GET MY TEST I SEE THAT THE TEACHER WROTE THIS -
    his error was that he did not subtract right - meet me in the principals office after school .

  10. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    dont let me into my zone
    dont let me into my zone
    i am definetly in my zone

  11. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    i just reported a quote .
    but it was so funny .
    why did i do it ? it had some pretty inappropriate words . trust me , i didnt want to do it . but i love witty . i just dont want it to be taken away because of excessive cursing and all that stuff . so all wittians , please please please dont curse or use inappropriate words , because it hurts to report . not just you . . . but me

  12. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    **walk into store**
    "thank you , have a nice day ! "
    "what if i don't wanna have a nice day . "
    " . . . . then , enjoy your purchase "
    "what if i dont wanna enjoy my purchase "
    "then . . . . i hope all goes well "
    "what if i dant want all to go well "
    "JUST LEAVE !!! "
    **manager hears **
    "what was that ?!? you are fired , now hand over your name tag "
    and that is how you ruin someones job :)

  13. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    trying to put a non-pointy straw into that little hole in a pouch of capri-sun and saying ,
    "i can't get this stick into this hole "
    would make a perfect , that's what she said .

  14. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    sticks and stones may break my bones . . . . .
    why not jump off a cliff if you wanna break your bones ... it's much faster .

  15. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    i tried
    that's all i could possibly do

  16. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    when a boy says" i love you"
    to you and then looks at your boobs right after he say it .
    he deserves a nice hard slap in the face :)

  17. butterfly_freed butterfly_freed
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    an apple a day will keep the doctor away !!!
    but if you fave loose teeth it will bring the dentist CLOSER and CLOSER . . . .

:)

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