so i have a 5-year old cousin . she WAS the cutest little thing , until mothers think it's cool to make their 5-year old daughters dress up like sl*ts . i saw her yesterday and she had makeup all over he - even on her arms - she was dressed in hot pants and a loose shirt that was literally falling off of her . she had perfect eyebrows done by a professional . but here's the worst part , she dyed all of her hair blonde . i told her she should dress her age because i am 13 y/o and i don't expose myself like she does . she replied to me , and i quote , "shut up ! at least i care about how i look ! i already have a boyfriend , and look at you , your 13 and you haven't even been kissed . you are PATHETIC"that was my boiling point . "shut up you stupid little girl before i knock all of you baby teeth out . sure i haven't been kissed yet but i don't care because i don't plan on losing my virginity at age 10 and being a TEEN MOM at age 13 . you will ruin yourself because of the way you dress you little SL*T !!! " I said to her . i don't think she understood half of the words i said but i guess it was worth it . WHAT IS HAPPENIING TO THIS WORLD ???? i know that most people won't care about this but i just needed to vent .
witty is like a diary . you can spill everything here . and the best part is that if someone reads it they'll have no idea who you are , so : OMG !! today brandon actually looked at me !!! today is the best day of my life !!!! yaaaaay . but then his stupid cheerleader girlfriend , mellisa, gave him a big wet slobbery kiss . right in front of me . i wanted to say "hold up sista !! he was checkin' me out . not you . me . so, scoot so i can have some time with my man " but instead i walked away . but the good art was that today she fell of the top of the pyramid . so yay me ! see what i mean .
THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MATH BOOKS ARE SO STUPID . Q1-Jimmy has 107 scoops of icecream . He eats 76 of them . Now he says he has 1 left . Explain his error . answer- his error was that he didn't eat all of them ! **WHEN I GET MY TEST I SEE THAT THE TEACHER WROTE THIS - his error was that he did not subtract right - meet me in the principals office after school .
i just reported a quote . but it was so funny . why did i do it ? it had some pretty inappropriate words . trust me , i didnt want to do it . but i love witty . i just dont want it to be taken away because of excessive cursing and all that stuff . so all wittians , please please please dont curse or use inappropriate words , because it hurts to report . not just you . . . but me
**walk into store** "thank you , have a nice day ! " "what if i don't wanna have a nice day . " " . . . . then , enjoy your purchase " "what if i dont wanna enjoy my purchase " "then . . . . i hope all goes well " "what if i dant want all to go well " "JUST LEAVE !!! " **manager hears ** "what was that ?!? you are fired , now hand over your name tag " and that is how you ruin someones job :)