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thinktwice about wearing makeup; 
mascara, its made from bat poop.
lip gloss shimmer, its made from fis scales.
eye shadow, made from rocks.
foundation, made from pig oil and a million diffrent cheicals that arent good for your face.
lipstick, has cow brains mixed in it.


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thinktwice about wearing makeup; ♥ mascara, its made from

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