What I think when someone uses the computer:

-What the heck are you doing?
-Why would you use internet explorer?
-Ohmygod. You type so slow. Let me type.
-No, you spelled it wrong.
-Caps lock is on, moron.
-Whywould you click the zwinky ad? ohmygod.
-Scrolldown
-HURRYUP
-Youdon'tneedtodoubleclickonthat....
-Getoutofthatchairandletmedoit.