Witty Profiles
Statefarm
Wife; Who are you
talking to at 3 in the
morning!?
Husband; Jake... from Statefarm.
Wife: At 3 in the morning? I don't think so.
*takes phone* What are you wearing,
"Jake from Statefarm"?
Jake from Statefarm; Uhhh... Khakis.
Wife; She sounds hideous.
Husband; Well she's a guy
soo...
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