There was this little boy that was in 1st grade and his teacher asked him what the four beginning letters of the alphebet...he said he didnt knoe..so she sed to find out when he got home and to tell her tomorrow at school...so he went home and went to his dad ,who was watching TV, and said "Dad what are the four beginning letters of the alphabet?" his dad said "sit down and Shut UP!"..so he went to his sister,who was listening to her radio, and sed,"Christy what are the four beginning letters of the alphabet?" she said"Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah."...next he went to his brother,who was watching a lolli pop comercial, and said,"Billy what are the four beginning letters of the alphabet?"He said,"lolli pop lolli pop ooo lolli lolli pop",so he went to his mom,who was cooking,and asked"mom what are the four beginning letters of the alphabet?"She said,"Oh darn my buns are on fire."

The next day at school his teacher asked him to four beginning letters of the alphabet he said, "sit down and shut up!", she said,"do you need to go to the principles office for that?", he said,"Oh Yeah Oh Yeah.so he goes to the priniciples office and the principle says,"now son what do u deserve for that?, the little boy says"lolli pop lolli pop oo lolli lolli pop" so the principle paddles him and says, "now what do u have to say for your self" the little boy says" Oh darn my buns are on fire."