On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12
dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny
topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers
stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4
game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who
won't stop inboxing
meeee
nmf