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There's a serial killer in the house

Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE."

In movies: "Let's go find him."
 
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There's a serial killer in the house Normal people: "CALL THE

363 faves · 1 comments · Dec 11, 2011 7:09pm

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Bear_in_a_Box · 1 decade ago
ya the boyfriend/crush always magically appears and saves her or something when in real life he would be on the other side of the world and would never risk his life for you
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