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About Mwah

Hola guys,  you found our way to my witty : O So.... some randomness about me....

My name is Lexie
Im a sophnore O.o
I speak fluent  Sarcasm...lol
I like   LOVE to joke around and am very easy to get along with :-)
I LOVE dance, its my life!
I also love swim team.
I love my friends! xoxo


You are all beautiful and don't let anyone tell you different !
If you ever need anything, just comment on my profile! ; -)

 
  1. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    What do you get when you put a Landshark
    with a landshark? Jesus.
    -Jenna Marbles♥

  2. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    It's a proven fact....
    That 5/3 of people
    Suck at fractions

  3. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Wow, If I had a nickel
    for every time I was doomed by a puppet,I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice, right?
    ♥ if you know where this is from :D

  4. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I saw a homeless guy
    with a sign that said...
    "why lie, i need beer"

  5. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    We were making haikus in English today, and my friend was arguing with the teacher that "fire" was two syllables. Our teacher pulled out a dictionary and showed her that fire is only one. She responded:
    "Oh, what does the dictionary know?!"
    Love her...
    format credit to whoever

  6. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    I was proud of Daddy,
    going to fight for the war.
    My sister saw how sad Mommy was,
    But I didn't think of it that way.
    Even if he didn't say,
    I saw the pain in Daddy's Eyes.
    The day Daddy left for Iraq was sad.
    He told Mommy he loved her,
    and kissed the bump in her tummy.
    He promised my sister he would come home.
    Even if he didn't say,
    I saw the tears in Daddy's eyes.
    We talked to him on Skype,
    so he could see us grow.
    He congratulated me on my cursive test,
    and my sister on her dance recital.
    Even if he didn't say,
    I saw the exhaustion in Daddy's eyes
    Then one truly unbearable day,
    We got Daddy home in a box made of oak.
    The procession and funeral were quiet,
    except for my sister screaming "You promised!"
    Even if he didn't say,
    I saw the emptiness in Daddy's eyes.
    The baby in Mommy was growing,
    but still daddy was gone.
    one day, I got a little brother,
    but the joy was muted without Daddy.
    Even if he couldn't say,
    I felt the longing in Daddy's eyes.
    I held my new brother,
    and stroked his tiny hand.
    He stirred in his sleep,
    gently opening his eyes.
    Even though he wasn't there,
    I Saw Daddy's Eyes

  7. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Then he dropped me off and we kissed!!
    I'm glad it went well.. I'm off to bethlehem now, good night!
    Bed I mean! Stupid auto correct!
    Good night, Jesus!

  8. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
    Steve
    [the owner of WittyProfiles.]
    has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
    or Witty is gone, forever.
    sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
    copy & paste & keep this contract going;
    fave this if you signed. :)
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  9. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Marge Simpson-"Epa" what could that mean?
    Comic Book Guy- I believe that that is the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro dropped him in a vat of acid. "Eee-pa!!
    Marge Simpson- Yeah... well thanks for comming over.
    Comic Book Guy- Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants; I've never known comfort like this.
    Gotta love The Simpsons!

  10. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Supposedly, teenagers
    love Twilight and Harry
    Potter because they can
    "relate"
    Yeah, I remember when me and my vampire boyfriend went to a school of magic and we got
    accused of opening a creepy chamber, and then a dude without a nose tried to kill me to get revenge on my half vampire baby...
    GOOD TIMES

  11. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Just close your eyes,
    the sun is going down.
    You'll be alright,
    No one can hurt you now
    Come morning light,
    You and I'll be Safe and Sound
    -Safe and Sound
    (Hunger Games Soundtrack)
    This is such a beautiful song, look it up on iTunes or youtube if you haven't heard it

  12. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    "May the fleas of 1000
    camels infest the crotch of the
    person that ruined your day,
    and may their arms be too short to scratch. -Amen"

    My sister got a sign that said this at a white elephant exchange XD

  13. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    I'm selfish, impatient, and insecure. I'm out of control sometimes. If you can't handle me and my worst, you don't deserve me at my best ~marilyn monroe ❤

  14. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    Remember, we're madly in love, so its alright to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
    - peeta mellark (hunger games)

  15. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    Okay. . .
    I'm done with real life. Just give me my freakin' fairy godmother, prince, and happily ever after ❤

  16. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:01am UTC
    So, toda y
    I went on to Cleverbot.
    It was getting pretty boring until it began to ask about music.
    Long story short, I just finished singing Bohemian Rhapsody with Cleverbot,
    and now we are getting married
    MLIA

  17. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    You can't spell Awesome ...
    without ME ;)

  18. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    You know your i n love
    when you cant fal l asleep
    because rea l i ty is fi na l ly better than
    your dreams
    ~dr. seuss ❤
    format credit to:HabiiBa

  19. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    I don't suffer from stress. . .
    I'M A CARRIER.

  20. ImJustThatAwesome ImJustThatAwesome
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    I don't have an attitude problem . . .
    you have a perception problem

:)

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