Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join







Wa k e   u p   i n   t h e   m i d d l e   o f    t h e   n i g h t   t o o   p e e :

avoid all mirrors.


Airplane engine makes a sudden noise:

i lived a good life.


Hear thumps while in shower:

your whole family is being killed and you're next.


Turns off lights before going to bed:

OMG run for the bed before the demons get you.


Elevator door doesn't open immediately:

trapped forever.


Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?:

oh god, zombies.

Next Quote >

Wa k e u p i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e n i g h t t o o p

30 faves · 3 comments · Dec 7, 2011 5:57pm

leeshasky

by

leeshasky


tags

funny

leeshasky · 1 decade ago
i know this is so me lol and thanks
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

goodstuff1227 · 1 decade ago
100 % TRUE HAHA I LLOVE THIS TOP QUOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

People who like this quote

justice912zoeyredbird98goodstuff1227flynniegurlilovedesterymooreOhMyGaawshxoxocupcakes4evaThatNerdyGirlloverloverxox21staciemacyJessicaMayCoxnotAlableriss_babyyyKatieee3GraceePiazzasexybeast23xoxoMelaniexoxoMimi0987littlemisslovellyyourcool