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Hey You Guys(; My Name Is Jazmyn, Yes After The Disney Princess, But My Name Is Spelt Way Cooler(8 I Can Rap Lil Wayne and Drake LIKE A BOSS(8 But I Also Know Every Word To Taylor Swift(: My Boyfriend Is So Cute(: And His Name Is Devon(; He's so0o0o0o0o sweet and i love him<3 [04.05.20128-; ) Im A Really Fun Person To Be Around And If You Need Someone To Talk To Or A Shoulder To Cry On, Im Here! Im A Cheerleader<3 But I Know How To Ride A Dirt Bike and ATV(: I Can Be Really Romantic When Im In A Relationship O.o But Um, Yeah Im A Belieber, Mahomie, And Directioner FOR LIFE;-* And I Love You , And Youre Beautiful(: Follow , I Follow Back !(:

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  1. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC
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  2. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    This Boy.. ♥What color is his hair? Brown(:What style is it: SkaterHair;-*What color eyes: BigBrownEyes♥Cute smile: To Die For;-*Braces: Nope !Glasses: Naaaaah ,Abs: No , But Its Cute(:Height: 5'2 ;pWhat grade is he in: 7th ,How did you meet him: Cause Tehya(: How long have you known him: A Little Bit ,Does he play any sports: Does Skateboarding Count ?Can he play the guitar: No ?What about any other music instrument: Dont Think So , Do you guys ever text: alot , How about AIM: naahFacebook chat: nope ,Last time you were on his Facebook profile: Like just now O;Have you "liked" his profile picture: No ,he commented on any of your photos: nope , Has he ever written on your wall: nah ,Describe somethin he would wear on a typical day: tshirt , skinny jeans , and his beanie♥What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: skinny jeans , tshirt , hoodie , and his beanie♥Least favorite thing: he smokes ALOT/; Do your friends know that you like him: yeaaaaah ,Do any of your teachers know that you like him: oh nooo .Do they know he exists: nope ,Do your parents know that you like him: not yet ,Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: they dont know that we are o;Have you met his parents: nah ,What would you do if he saw your witty: wouldnt care .

  3. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.

  4. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:47am UTC
    LMFAO ; My Whole Class Just Burst Out Singing "Love You Like A Love Song" This Is Why I Love These People(:

  5. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 10:47am UTC
    BOOM ! DONE ! ;D

  6. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 10:06am UTC
    “Are You Okay?”
    I Spent From Friday Until Whenever I Get Better With The Stomach Virus ; And Last Night, I Cried Myself To Sleep Over A Boy Who Only Lied To Me For The Past 2 Years I’ve Known Him. Oh But Don’t Worry, I’m Fine-__________-

  7. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    BeTruthful.
    A - Available? More like forever alone<\3
    B - Birthday? May 24
    C - Crushing on? he knows who he is ..
    D - Drink you last had? milk ,
    E - Easiest person to talk to? My bestfriend.
    F - Favorite song? ItWillRain-BrunoMars ,
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Sour gummy worms(:
    H - Hometown? Where I live now.
    I - In love with? again , he knows who he is .
    J - Jealous of? dunno o;
    K - Killed someone? maybe ;p Kidding(:
    L - Longest car ride? 12 hours ?
    M - Milkshake flavor? Vanilla
    N - Number of siblings? BigSister and LittleSister .
    O - One wish? does it matter ? its not gonna happen .
    P - Person you texted last? Jake ;-*
    Q - Question you are always asked? youre a cheerleader ?
    R - Reason to smile? my BestFriend ;p
    S - Song you last listened to? CantHelpButWait - AustinMahone<3
    T - Time you woke up? 2:OO pm ;p
    U - Underwear color? zebra ;D
    V - Violent moment you had? throwing scissors at Muhammad ;D
    W - Worst habit? chewing my nails ,
    X - X-rays you had? wrist , finger , knee , back , chest .
    Y - Yoyos are? idontknow !
    Z - Zodiac sign? Gemini ;-*

  8. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    BeTruthful.
    A - Available? More like forever alone<\3
    B - Birthday? May 24
    C - Crushing on? he knows who he is ..
    D - Drink you last had? milk ,
    E - Easiest person to talk to? My bestfriend.
    F - Favorite song? ItWillRain-BrunoMars ,
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Sour gummy worms(:
    H - Hometown? Where I live now.
    I - In love with? again , he knows who he is .
    J - Jealous of? dunno o;
    K - Killed someone? maybe ;p Kidding(:
    L - Longest car ride? 12 hours ?
    M - Milkshake flavor? Vanilla
    N - Number of siblings? BigSister and LittleSister .
    O - One wish? does it matter ? its not gonna happen .
    P - Person you texted last? Jake ;-*
    Q - Question you are always asked? youre a cheerleader ?
    R - Reason to smile? my BestFriend ;p
    S - Song you last listened to? CantHelpButWait - AustinMahone<3
    T - Time you woke up? 2:OO pm ;p
    U - Underwear color? zebra ;D
    V - Violent moment you had? throwing scissors at Muhammad ;D
    W - Worst habit? chewing my nails ,
    X - X-rays you had? wrist , finger , knee , back , chest .
    Y - Yoyos are? idontknow !
    Z - Zodiac sign? Gemini ;-*

  9. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Twelve Day Challenge;
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) Describe your relationship status.
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    Day 10: LMFAO , no one .

  10. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    Twelve Day Challenge;
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) Describe your relationship status.
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    Day 9: 16&Pregnant//Teen Mom ;-*

  11. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Twelve Day Challenge;
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) Describe your relationship status.
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    Day Eight: KMS ;-*

  12. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    I dont want a "Romeo and Juliet" relationship.
    Nor an "Edward and Bella" relationship.
    All I want is me and you.
    Where-ever.
    When-ever.
    Forever<3

  13. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:38am UTC
    Twelve Day Challenge;
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) Describe your relationship status.
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    Day 7: fun , outgoing , shy (sometimes) , bitchy (on occasion) , and idunno ;p
    Day 7D

  14. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:36am UTC
    Twelve Day Challenge;
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) Describe your relationship status.
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    Day 6: (doing this one cause i forgot to do it yesterday) Cut-Patricia McCormick<\3
    DD

  15. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    Girl Survey ;P
    Do you wear: alot of makeup, some makeup, no makeup
    Some ,
    Whats your favorite makeup?
    lipgloss(;
    Could you go out in public without make up?
    yerp ,
    Do you do your nails oftenly?
    i get them done on occassion
    What color are your fingernails?
    not done , chewed ;p
    How about your toe nails?
    clipped , not done .
    Heels or flats?
    flats , but heels on special occassions .
    Eyeliner or mascara?
    Both ;D
    Lip gloss or lipstick?
    LipGloss ;-*
    Eyelash curler or tweezers?
    eyelash curler ,
    Vans or converse?
    Converse ;-*
    Nike or adidas?
    Both c;
    Myspace or facebook?
    facebook
    Pink or red?
    reeeeed ,
    Black or white?
    blaaack ,
    Rock or pop?
    both ,
    What color are your socks?
    not wearing any at the moment ,
    What color is your bra?
    hot pink && black zebra (;
    Are you wearing skinny jeans?
    not at the moment .
    You think you set or follow trends?
    dunno ,
    Have you ever done something just to fit in?
    yes
    Do you go to the mall oftenly?
    almost everyday(:
    Do you have many friends?
    dunno ,
    Do you dislike any of your friends?
    maybe a couple ,
    Whats your BESTEST friend's ever name?
    JennaFuckingMoniz<3
    Have you ever had a down moment with that person?
    a liddo ,
    Most memorable moment with that person?
    crying with her on her couch watching sad love movies ;-*
    Who was your most recent missed call from?
    Madre<3
    Who was the last person you called?
    Daddy<3
    What does your 5th message in your inbox say?
    lmaao , right !?
    Who was it from?
    Desiree<3D. <3

  16. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? yes(:
    2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? PartyDress ;-*
    3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? who sent it ?
    4. Group dates or single dates? Depends who im on the date with ,
    5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Yes >.<
    6. Are diamonds a girls best friend? nope .
    7. Is your hair up or down today? Half the day ; down , rest of the day ; up .
    8. Do you straighten your hair? all the time(:
    9. Favorite mascara? Lash Stiletto ;D
    10. Do you get your nails done? on occasion
    11. Small or large purses? none ,
    12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Dont carry one ,
    13. Jeans or sweats? Both ;o
    14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry thats uncomfortable? sometimes ,
    15. Do you text message a lot? all day everyday
    16. What would you do if you got pregnant? Love my baby ;-*
    17. Whats your favorite color? Purple(:
    18. Heels or flats? Uggs and sneakers , sometimes flats
    19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? ALL THE TIME .
    20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on? yeah ,
    21. Walmart or Target? WalMart :D
    22. Do you wear collared shirt? Uniforms -_-
    23. Do you like preppy boys? i dont like a specific type ,
    24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!? shiny ;-*
    25. Do you own any big sunglasses? aviators ;-*
    26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? an hour the LEAST
    27. Do you like to wear band-aids? um ?
    28. Do you like skater boys? sndfuhghdjh<3 YES ;-*
    29. Do you often wish there was something you could change? sometimes ,
    30. Gold or silver? Neither ,
    31. Do you like to receive flowers? dunno ,
    32. Do you like surfer boys? not really ;P
    33. Do you dress up for the holidays? a little
    34. Do you like to wear dresses? Cute mini ones ;-*
    35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? 632456784976246732 .
    36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy? yeah(:
    37. Would you date a guy shorter than you? Same height at least ,
    38. Do you like to hold hands? who doesnt ?
    39. What is the youngest you would date? like a month or two younger .
    40. What is the oldest you would date? Someone like 16 ;-*
    41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy? Eyes and Smile ;-*
    42. Is it hot when guys sweat? not too much O.o
    43. What is the best feature in a guy? Personality , Eyes ;-*
    44. Do you like making eye contact? Ehh .
    46. Would you kill for chocolate? No .
    47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? hehe(:
    48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping? Ehh 897574 <3
    49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? YES .
    50. Do you yell a lot? everyday
    51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work? when we can(:
    52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy? nope ,
    53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? ew no
    54. What makeup could you not live w/ out? LIPGLOSSLIPGLOSSLIPGLOSS , EyeLiner , Mascara ;-*
    55. Do you fall in love easily? Yeah </3
    56. Do you have cramps? Ew yeah ,
    57. Do you think you have the bestest friend ever? two<3 theyre effin' amazing<3

  17. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Noah: *Hanging from the ferris wheel* Will you go out w. me ?
    Allie: What ? No .
    Noah: No .. ?
    Allie: No .
    Noah: Why not ?
    Allie: I dont know, because i dont want to .
    Noah: Ok then you leave me no other choice . *Lets go w. one hand*
    Allie: *Screams*
    Noah: Now im gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out w. me ? I think my hands slipping .
    Allie: Okay okay, fine . Ill go out w. you .
    Noah: No, dont do me any favors .
    Allie: No, no . I want to .
    Noah: Say it .
    Allie: I wanna go out w. you .
    Noah: Say it again .
    Allie: *Screams* I WANNA GO OUT W. YOU !
    Noah: All right, all right . We'll go out .

  18. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Twelve Day Challenge;
    1) Introduce yourself with a lyric.
    2) Describe your relationship status.
    3) Who are the most important people in your life?
    4) List of your 3 favorite movies.
    5)What annoys you more than anything?
    6)What's your favorite book?
    7) Describe your personality with five words.
    8) What do you do for education/work?
    9) What's your favorite TV show?
    10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
    11) How many quotes have you made so far?
    12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
    Day 5: People who judge , stereotype , etc.

  19. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:57am UTC
    Name 10 guys you know
    1. Sheldon ;-*
    2. Dylan<333
    3. Paul(:
    4. Kyle ;P
    5. Zach(;
    6. Sam :D
    7. AJ ;D
    8. Aaron :P
    9. Austin :-*
    10. Myles[;
    Would you ratherr..?
    Party with 7 or 3? 7 ;D
    Marry 2 or 6? 2 ! <3
    Kill 3 or 8? 8 o;
    Date 9 or 10? 9 :-*
    Make out with 4 or 7? 4 ;P
    Cuddle with 6 or 8? 8 :P
    Have kids with 4 or 5? 4[:
    Live with 1 or 9? both[;
    Be stuck on an island with 1 or 5? 1(:
    Trade lives with 1 or 8? none lmaao ,
    Wake up next to 4 or 7? 4[:
    BEST:
    Eyes? 5 and 9 :-*
    Smile? 2 , 3 , and 9[;
    Face? all of them , mostly 9<3
    Body? 3 , 4 , 8 , and 9(:
    Butt? 2 ;D
    Style? 2 , 3 , 8 , and 9(:
    Abs? 1 , 8 , and 9 :-*
    A Few More Questions...
    has 3 ever hurt you? nope !
    Have you ever hurt 4? naah ,
    Who's the funniest? 2
    Can you beat up 8? if he let me ! ;P
    When is the last time you saw 9? like an hour ago[;
    Who's the smartest? 10
    How long have you known 2? since 6th grade
    What would you do if 1 and 2 started dating? that would never happen.
    Who is 5 dating/crushing on? they deny it but Meera[;
    How about 7? Vanessa[:
    Does 1 smell good? yes(;
    Who will you still be talking to in 15 years? most likely 2 /;

  20. OhMyGaawshxoxo OhMyGaawshxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:37am UTC
    I Am 1296% O.o Obssessed With My Looks ,
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener (five actually ;P )
    [x] curling iron (two of them !)
    [x] mousse (like 3 bottles(: )
    [x] hairspray
    [] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins (literally over 3OO o; )
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer (two(: )
    [x] mirror
    [] I have dyed my hair
    [] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL:11
    Eyes:
    [x] black eyeliner (4(: )
    [x] other color eyeliner (blue , red , purple , white , silver , bronze , pink , and yellow[; )
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [x] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [x] eye shimmer
    [x] contacts
    [x] stunna shades
    [] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 8
    Lips/Teeth:
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [x] lip plumper
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [x] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 7
    Complexion/Overall Face:
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    TOTAL: 6
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 4
    OVERALL TOTAL: 36
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am .....% obsessed with my looks

:)

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