Dear Dad,

I'm sorry that you couldn't trick me, too. I know about the girl that you're seeing. I know what you did on my birthday. I know how you've treated mom. I know how you think you could play her like a fool. Not anymore. I am not my mother. You can't trick me like you tricked her. I'm smatter then you and her combined.
I rather be a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Love,
Your daughter