I'M THE GIRL THAT

Picks her nail polish off as soon as it dries.

Goes to Bath & Body Works just to walk out,
muttering about $30 soap under her breath.

Holds her breath when the characters in the movie go underwater.

Can spin in the desk chair for hours and never get dizzy.

Likes for her face color to match the rest of her body.

Belts out her own words to the song, because the lyricist didn't know
what the f**k he was talking about anyway.

Refuses to cry, because it's the worst feeling in the world.

Uses her phone as an awkward conversation deflector.

Shops at Pacsun, Anthropologie, Hollister, HotTopic, Forever 21,
and Earthbound because f**k stereotypes.

Absentmindedly talks to her cat.

And herself.

Would choose Horror over a Chick-Flick any day.

Reads books from cover to cover without a single break.

Wants a boyfriend that's more like a best friend,
than an awkward serious romantic dude.

Waits for the movie to start before she eats her popcorn.

Likes the sound of shoes on pavement.

IS A REAL HUMAN BEING.