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Bella: So lets say my bad luck did crash the plane.
What exaclty were you going to do about it?
Edward: Why is the plane crashing?
Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk
Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane
Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling
in a death spiral toward the earth.
Edward:
I'd wait till we were close enough to the
ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall,
and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of
the accident, and we'd stumble around like the
two luckiest survivors in history.
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Bella: So lets say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exaclty

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