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Today I was approached by Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me. You haven't seen my phone have you?" I said "No sorry. Have you tried calling it?" She said, "No. I put it on silent." I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
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Rachel
UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK! WHAT WAS HER RESPONCE??
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Wayne
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