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Birthday game
Pick the number of the month you were born in:
1-I fell in love with
2-I ate
3-I smacked
4-I sang to
5-I gave my number to
6-I murdered
7-I shot
8-I danced with
9-I choked on
10-I went out with
11-I kissed
12-I hugged

Pick the day you were born on:
1-A homeless guy
2-Your mom
3-A banana
4- A fork
5-A Mexican
6- A gangster
7-A Ninja
8-An IPod
9-My best friend
10- A goat
11-My dog
12-My dad
13-The computer
14- A football player
15-My neighbor
16-Myself
17-Soda
18-A lama
19- A pickle
20-A stuffed animal
21- A weirdo
22- A sock
23- A doctor
24- My physiatrist
25-A policeman
26-My brother
27- My sister
28- A baseball bat
29-My DVD player
30-My bestfriends brother
31-My cell phone.

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White- Because I was high
Black-Because I was drunk
Brown-Because your mom told me to
Pink-Because I'm retarded
Red- Because the voices told me to
Blue-Because I'm hot and I want to do what I want
Green-Because I hate myself
Purple-Because I'm stupid
Gray-Because that's how I roll
Yellow-Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange- Because I love my family
Other-Because that's what I do

Now, comment what you got :)

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Birthday game Pick the number of the month you were born in:

12 faves · 12 comments · Oct 5, 2011 10:13am

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OriginalVouge

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Cupcake2422 · 1 decade ago
I gave my number to my best friends bro because i was drunk. c:
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punkyally99 · 1 decade ago
I went out my dad because the voiced told me to..
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Heranna · 1 decade ago
I went out with my neibhor because I love my family.
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Thelovelessouranhost · 1 decade ago
I shot a goat because im hot and want to do wwatever i want xD
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lakeprincess00 · 1 decade ago
I ate a football player because I was high. LOL!
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xokatelyn28 · 1 decade ago
I ate a stuffed animal because I'm retarted lol
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OneTime · 1 decade ago
i kissed a fox cos i was high!(':
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kylie2015 · 1 decade ago
I shot my dog because I love my family.....
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Casiraexo · 1 decade ago
i gave my number to a sock because i was high.
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sophisgrl101 · 1 decade ago
I ate my dad because i'm hot and I want to do what I want.
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Aisaloo · 1 decade ago
i choked on myself because i was drunk....
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TuckersGirl · 1 decade ago
I ate a baseball bat because I hate myself

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Birthday game Pick the number of the month you were born in:

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